Quote of the Year

due to the recent Mas Selemat problem we're having in Singapore recently, every home united force are being on the 24/7 alert to answer calls regardless if it's a false alarm or not to search for him. it's already been more than 2 weeks and yet to be found.

my friends and i have concluded a couple of things about this whole saga.

1. he is not in Singapore already
2. he used black magic to get out of the detention center
3. He's at Satay Club working fulltime now (thanx to Vemn)
4. Singapore's forests are connected via teleports. He can siam the raids at ease. (Vemn again!!)
   

and the best part of all the Quote of the Year from our DPM and Minster of Home Affairs, Mr. Wong Kan Seng.

"This should never have happened. I am sorry that it had."

this is crazy. it sounds very fucking irresponsible. why i said it's the quote of the year? because you could use it almost everything when you get into trouble.

for example: you forgot to finish your homework or your assignment on time, you can go to your teacher and explain it to him/her using that quote.

you might think we will get a lashing from the teacher right? but if our DPM can do it and Singapore can accept it then hey, why can't we use the same excuse like him?

lolx.

please don't take the above seriously but if you wanna pull a prank about it, u can go ahead and use it. use it at your own risk.